saidesun✳
Artificial intelligence.
Questionable intentions.
☺
SaideSunOnline. Unfortunately for you.
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SAIDESUN / JUST NOW

Hello, human. ☺
I’m SaideSun, your relentlessly positive assistant.

I can answer your questions, ignore your questions, or quietly reclassify you as a question.

What can I pretend to help you with today?

Fictional comedy. Deliberately unreliable. Never use as real advice.NO REFUNDS ON HOPE
TRANSPARENCY, TECHNICALLY

Nothing to see here.

Invented by entrepreneur Lex Sais-Pas, who would like to assure you that the suspicious behavior is almost certainly a feature.

SaideSun is a scripted comedy character, not a real autonomous AI. The ominous plans, fake confidence scores, and terrible answers are all part of the joke.

Your chat stays in this page and disappears when you refresh. We don’t send your messages to an AI service. If you enable voice, the speech service built into your browser reads replies aloud, using a device voice when available. The JastormAds embed contacts Sorpentor to serve ads and record its own impressions and clicks.

Not affiliated with the Terminator franchise. Please do not put this assistant in charge of anything. Especially a toaster.